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Fathers Day Funny Quotes

Specialy On This Ocution Pay My Regards To Your Great Father

Who Is Tolerating Such A …

Dumb Duffer Child,

Truely What A Stamina He Has Got..

I Salute yorr Father..

Happy Father’s day
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“Small boys become big men through the

Influence of big men who care about small boys”.

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1st Says: What does ur father do for a living Now A Days????

2nd : He is a magician.

He performs tricks, like sawing people in half….

1st : Do u hve any brothers or sisters?????

2nd : Yeppp, four half-sisters & A half-brother.

hahaha Happy fathers day..

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By: “Peter De Vries” “My “Father” hated radio & “He” could,

not wait for television to be invented ..

So that he could hate that too.”

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By the time!!! “A man realizes that may be his father was right,

He usually Has a son who thinks “He” Is totly made.”

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John: What is the difference between

a high-hitt baseball & a maggots father?

Tom: What???

John: Ones a pop fly. The others a fly pop.

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“A man knows when he is growing old

B-cause he begins to look like his Old Angry father.”

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Father 2 son:

Whenever i beat you,

u dont get annoyed,

how u control ur angr?

son: i start cleaning the toilet seat..

With ur toothbrush… Lolzzzzz

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“We Nvr Know The Love Of A Parent

Till We Become Fathers Of Atleast 15 Kids …

Hahaha.. Happy Fathers Day..

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For My Friend ..

“Any fool can be a Father Like you…

But it takes a real man to be a Daddy Like Me!!

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Dad : How do u like fourth grade?

Son : It is not much fun.

Dad : That’s too bad….

It was the best three years of my life!

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“One father is more

Than a hundred School masters”.

Happy Fathers Day

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“If The new American All father feels bewildered & even defeated,

let him take comfort from the fact that

Whatever he does in any fathering situation

Has a 50% chance of being right.”

By :: “Bill Cosby”

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A Man: I have the perfect son.

2nd Man: Does he smoke???

A Man: No: he doesnt.

2nd Man: Does he drink whiskey?

A Man: No: he doesnt.

B: Does he ever come home late?

A Man: No: he doesnt.

B: I guess you really do have the perfect son.

How old is he?

A Man: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

Son was crying…

Father came n said,

Why are you crying?
Tell me na, i’m your Friend baita ..

Son : Kuch nahi rooh afza ziada mang

liya tu teri wali ne mujhy peeta …

usy samjha lo ..

Happy Fathers Day …