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Funny Fathers Day Quotes 2013
1.I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something’s wrong with me.
~ Elayne Boosler
2.I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
~ Zsa Zsa Gabor
~ Mickey Rooney
4.The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.
~ Johnny Carson
5.Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.
~ Bob Hope
6.You don’t know a women till you’ve met her in court.
~ Norman Mailer
7.It wasn’t until I got divorced that I understood the value of money.
~ Melanie
8.Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
~ Robin Williams
9.You have no idea of the women I didn’t marry.
~ Artie Shaw
10.My divorce came to me as a complete surprise. That’s what happens when you haven’t been home in eighteen years.
~ Lee Travino
11.One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas.
~ Anonymous
12.Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.
~ Helen Rowland
13.She Got the Goldmine, I Got the Shaft.
~ Jerry Reed
14.The only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation.
~ Lord Chesterfield
15.My father didn’t tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.
~ Clarence B. Kelland
16.Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.
~ Robert Orben
17.You know, fathers just have a way of putting everything together.
~ Erika Cosby
18.That is the thankless position of the father in the family-the provider for all, and the enemy of all. |
~ J. August Strindberg
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