Dad are Bugs good to eat? asked the Boy.
lets not talk about such tings at the Dinner table, son , his fathers replied.
After Dinner the father inquired , Now son what did you wanna to ask me?
Oh nothing , The boy said. There was a bug in your Soup , but now its gone.
My Father thinks he wear the trousers in our house ,
But its always Mum who tells him which pair to put on , DO fathers always Snore
No -only When they are asleep!
Son :- For $20 , I will be good.
Dad :- oh yeah? when i was your age , I was good for nothing.
My son wants 50% of my fathers day gifts.
He says , if it weren’t for him,
I wouldn’t even be a father.
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Happy Fathers day Jokes , one line short quotes for kids and adults

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